Thursday, August 7, 2014

Grainne

Well, I was unhappy today because I left the house with neither camera nor cell phone, so was unable to take a picture of our little lunch group...and we had such a good time sitting there for nearly two hours at the University Retirement Community deli.

The reason for the lunch was to get together with Grainne Wilson, who is from Ireland. Grainne made friends with a couple from Davis back in the 1970s, when they were spending a year in Dublin. They invited her to come and visit them, and that has evolved into her coming at least twice a year to Davis, where she house sits, dog sits and does...I don't know what all...for friends she has made here.

Grainne.jpg (66446 bytes)The photo on the right is a photo I took when we had lunch a couple of years ago. She is here with my friend Joan, who was also at the lunch today, along with three other Davis women I have known for decades -- another Joan (whose kids are good friends of ours), Pat (who, with her husband was a member of the Davis Comic Opera Co.) and Judy (whose kids also went to school with ours).

For her 60 birthday, last year, a group of some 80 "Friends of Grainne" (FOGs) held a big party for her and some of her relatives even traveled from Ireland to be here for the event--and to see what the lure to Davis sometimes three times a year was.

Grainne reported today that when they left here they said they understood ... and she told them not to come back again, because she didn't want them taking the attention that she had been getting.

The picture below was from an article that ran in the Davis Enterprise about her 60th birthday.  I think this was the birthday where a bunch of FOGGIEs bought a bench in Central Park, dedicated to her ("See?  You don't have to be dead to have a bench!" she says, with delight).  She got to choose the quote that went on the bench and she picked the last line of a poem by Yeats at the end of his life, contemplating portraits of his friends at the Municipal gallery: 

Think where man's glory most begins and ends,
And say my glory was I had such friends. 

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In truth, I came late to friendship with Grainne, and I'm not really a official FOGGIE, though I have met her at several parties, enjoyed chatting with her, and have had lunch with her a couple of times on her recent trips here.  Demands on her time when she is here are great and I felt privileged to be a part of this lunch group today. I always enjoy her, especially because, as an Irish woman, she tells a great story.   And she had lots of them today.
 
Joan S. asked her what she had been doing while here this time and she recounted a trip she had taken to Santa Cruz where she discovered that every Saturday a group of some 30 or more ukelele players gather and just sit around and play for awhile.   She loved the experience and told us about a famous British ukelele player, George Formby, and his most famous song, "When I'm Cleaning Windows," which Joan C immediately called up on her iPad so we could all hear it.  Now I want to go to Santa Cruz some Saturday and sit in on the jam session by all those ukelele players.

She also regaled us with tales of the various troubles which have befallen pets she is caring for this time (including one dog apparently so intent on chasing a squirrel that he didn't see a tree and ran smack into it).  The thing about seanachais (Irish story tellers) is that they can make the most mundane stories delightful. 
I'm sorry that I had no camera today, because it was such a fun group.  But in place of a group photo, I can now forever remember George Formby and the deightful Irish woman who introduced me to his music.

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Eh? What's That You Say

Well, if I ask you to repeat something you said to me, you can now know that it's because I have a hearing loss.  Nice to have my opinion backed by a competent authority, the Kaiser audiologist.

I presented myself for my 11;45 appointment and she did a series of tests, including having me repeat words she said to me (though many of them could have been one or a sound-alike, so I don't know how well I did on that one), another where she put a microphone behind my ear and read the same words again--this time a bit more difficult to decipher those sound-alikes.  And then the final tests were with ear phones and pressing a button when I heard a sound.

When the tests were over, she showed me the chart that showed my results and -- whaddya know! -- I have hearing loss severe enough to consider hearing aids.  The loss is almost exactly the same in both ears.

Kaiser doesn't cover the cost of hearing aids and so whether I get them or not, it will be me that makes the decision and finds a place locally to investigate.  I haven't decided yet what I'm going to do.

This morning I got up and watched the finale of Last Tango in Halifax which had been recorded the night before and I can honestly say this was the FIRST time since I started watching that show where I had no difficulty understanding it.  It's been so bad the last couple of weeks, I missed most of the dialog and was wishing for closed captioning.  

But with the wad of wax in my left ear gone, suddenly I am hearing much better (except during hearing tests, I guess!) so it makes me wonder if it's time to get a hearing aid or not. It's not that I feel there is some stigma about wearing them.  Heck, they make them so small now you often can't tell a person is wearing them (a friend has worn them for years and she just admitted that to me recently...I never had a clue). 

But my life is pretty uncomplicated and I'm not often in situations where I wish I had some sort of assisted hearing machine.  I will think about it while I'm at Logos this week, since I did have trouble hearing some of the customers last week.  But I expect that post-wax, it will be much easier.  

My biggest fear, as I just admitted to Charlotte, is that I'll get those tiny hearing aids that fit in your ear so surreptitiously and then, being the klutz that I am, I will either lose them, or put them down somewhere and spill something on them.  

Anyway, now I know that there is hearing loss so now I know I have options and I'll where I go with this new information.

And yes, of course I did go to Red Lion for lunch.  I ordered a pound of snow crab legs, which were wonderful.  The last time I went there I had king crab and actually I thought that was what I was ordering, until the plate arrived, but snow crab is delicious, if significantly smaller than king crag.  It's also about $20 cheaper!  I was happy with my lunch.

Then driving home I got very, very sleepy.  I described it as being as if every molecule in my body suddenly was screaming to sleep now.   A few blocks from home, I was stopped at a stoplight, fighting the need for sleep, when I opened my eyes and discovered that the light had changed to green and the cars ahead of me had already gone (fortunately there was nobody behind me).

I came home, flopped on the couch and went right to sleep for an hour or so, enough to get my motor charged again so we could go see Brigadoon in Sacramento.

It was fun sitting in the theater before the show started.   The women behind me were discussing books and I was sure they were discussing Diana Gabaldon's books and eventually they also talkled about the TV series Outlander, which starts on Sunday night and which tells the story of Gabaldon's first (of 8) book.

I decided that with a show about Scotland, and Outlander about to premier, I had to bring Gabaldon into my review somehow--if for me, if nobody else, so the first paragraph reads:
What is set in 18th century Scotland, is filled with highlanders in kilts with sporrans and swords, has lads and lassies in love with one another, bagpipes, hills of heather, good Scottish whiskey...and was not written by Diana Gabaldon?
I don't know if anybody but me will appreciate it, but I still chuckle about having written it.

Day 37:  Happiness is always a plate piled high with crab legs!

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Oh Say Can You Hear?

It started a few months back, when the flowers were starting to blossom and everybody in town, especially me, was sneezing a lot.  I woke up one morning and I could feel fluid in my left ear.  I figured it went along with the allergies and hay fever.  I took some decongestant and it cleared up quickly.

A couple of days later, the fluid was back again, and more decongestant cleared it up again.  Over the days, I started to get used to the full feeling in my ear and figured that when allergy season started to abate, it would go away.

When it didn't, I thought about making an appointment with my doctor but as I am very much like my mother, I kept putting it off.  In the meantime, I began to notice that I was having to turn the TV volume up higher, having to ask Walt and others to repeat things more than usual, and that it was now both ears, not just the left ear that were involved.

I should add here that both Walt and I have undiagnosed hearing problems.  Probably the thing we each say to each other more than anything else is WHAT??.  This has been going on for years and the difficulty I was having now just seemed a slight exacerbation of that problem.

But I started being unable to understand customers at LOGOS and would have to have them repeat.

Have you noticed that when you can't hear something and you ask someone to repeat it, 9 times out of 10 then do repeat it, but repeat it softer than the first time they said it? I had a woman the other day who had to repeat what she said four times (she also had a very heavy accent) and by the time she repeated it the fourth time, she was practically whispering.

A show I went to recently was so difficult to hear I probably missed 75% of the dialog.  This was not a good thing!  If I didn't find out what was going on, I would have to consider giving up the critic job.

I made a doctor's appointment, but she was out of town for a couple of weeks, so I didn't see her until today.  In truth, I fully expected to find out that I was just full of waxy build-up and that would be the end of it, but I wanted to be sure.

She checked my left ear, because that was the worst one and sure enough, big chunk of wax in there.  But the right ear was clear.  Hmmm.   The nurse spent a lot of time washing the wax out of the left ear.  Weird sensation, and we both ended up wet, but in the end, there was the culprit in the sink.

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I noticed an immediate improvement in that ear, but the right ear still wasn't right, so I have an appointment tomorrow at Audiology in Sacramento to have a hearing test.  It may be I'm just old...

mammo.jpg (35574 bytes)From the doctor's office, it was off to the  x-ray department where I had the dreaded mammogram, as you can see from this lovely selfie I took while sitting in a tiny box half undressed, waiting to be called for my turn to be squished.  

Yeah, I know they are a great diagnostic tool, but I don't know anybody who enjoys having a mammogram.  The closest I ever came to "enjoyment" was when I was working for Dr. G and he sent all his patients to a place, now closed because the doctor retired, called Mammographia, which Dr. G described as "the Cadillac of mammograms."

I gave the spiel so often I decided what I really needed was for them to give me a free mammogram so I could actually describe my experience.  To my surprise, they did it.  And it was.  Carpeted floors, heating pad on the tray where they put your breast, so you didn't have to have it squished between two ice cold plates of metal.  I don't know why, but the squishing wasn't as painful as it had always been before.

And when they found "something" on the mammogram, there was a doctor on site to do an ultrasound of the breast right away, to let me know that the "something" was nothing.  (I later found out Kaiser had been following it for years and just never told me.)  But it was the "Cadillac of mammograms," and probably had a cost to match, though I never did find out the cost compared to my utilitarian mammograms at Kaiser.

After the mammogram there was a blood test to be taken....took an interesting selfie thanks to the reflecting mirror in the corner of the lab.

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And then off to the lab bathroom with my little jar, which I was to fill, put in the little bag, and leave behind the little door.  Since I had not been to the bathroom in more than three hours, this was no problem.

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Finally I was finished.  I thought I was supposed to meet a SwapBot friend in Sacramento for lunch around 12:30, and was glad that I got confused on the dates (it's NEXT Monday) because it was 12:20 when I left Kaiser in Davis.  I was starving, so I decided to pop next door to IHOP and have a waffle.  I've been craving waffles for awhile and just hadn't felt like making any.   So I had a waffle, and it was a disappointment.  For a place that specializes in pancakes and waffles, this was a poor offering.

But I was able to leave behind a mystery envelope for a Swap Bot project...the envelope has a request that the finder write something in it and drop it in the mailbox (the envelope is stamped).  

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I have left envelopes in several other places and don't know if I will ever find out of these envelopes are sent on because they are for someone in the midwest, and not addressed to me.  Someone somewhere else is leaving my envelopes around town.  So far I have not received any back.

So anyway, I still don't know about my hearing, though the left ear is better now.  And I'm off to Kaiser in Sacramento in the morning and hope to find out something while there.

Kaiser Sacramento is near Red Lobster.  TV ads keep telling me this is crab month.  My appointment is 11:45.  Hmmmm.....

Day 36:  Happiness is this still from a video Laurel posted.

Monday, August 4, 2014

Life Upon the Wicked Stage

In a discussion earlier today, some of us were asked to talk about a time that we performed on stage.  I was immediately back in the 4th or 5th grade again.

It’s amazing to me that our children all had their stints in show biz (and are still having them). True, my father played piano semi-professionally in a piano bar after he retired. And as I have said many times, my grandparents were in vaudeville, so obviously the performing gene is in the family and has passed along to my kids (and I just saw the first video of Bri in performance with her class), but boy it sure skipped over me! I’m terrified of being on stage. I remember when I was in the Girl Scouts, in grammar school. We always ended the year with a performance of some kind.

The Girl Scouts had the use of a rustic cabin in a small park behind a huge wooden fence in the middle of high rise apartments in San Francisco.  It was like a little oasis amid the hustle and bustle of the city, right off the cable car line, and all but invisible unless you knew it was there.  We would have our annual gathering there, with a show to put on, snacks to serve, and the awards to be given out for the year.

On this particular year, I was part of a barbershop quartet. We didn’t sing, but lip synched to recorded music. We were singing "Heart of My Heart."

We were dressed in checked shirts with garters on the sleeve and Styrofoam hats made to look like straw hats (which didn't fit my big head all that well), and the four of us each sported a paper moustache, with tabs that went into our nostrils and the main moustache taped to our upper lip. 

Midway through the song, first my hat started bouncing about on my head and eventually fell onto the stage.  Then my moustache started to slip. But we had choreographed hand movements, so I couldn’t raise my hand to stick it back in place or I would lose what I was supposed to be doing, so I tried to lip synch and twitch my lip to keep the tabs of the moustache in place in my nostrils.

But it was no use. The thing kept tilting at a rakish angle and the audience began to snicker at my plight. Eventually it fell to the floor and I was mortified. I still blush when I think of that performance, which pretty much put me off of performing forever.

I did appear on stage one more time, as the romantic lead in the high school senior play (our school was so small there was no "drama department" -- now the school has, I kid you not, a $6 million theater, just opened a couple of years ago).   There was just one stage show a year and only seniors could perform. 
The play was called "Trish" and I don't know who wrote it, because I can't find it on line.  It was a mystery -- a murder mystery? -- that takes place in a motel in the south west.  I was the owner of the motel and I still remember my first line "Did you wash those dishes clean and put away the silver?"   I never did get that line right.

This being a girls' school, there were three male roles that had to be filled from the boys' schools around San Francisco.  Two of the guys came from nearby Sacred Heart high school, but for the romantic lead, they went to a ... oh horror! ... public school to find Randy Ray Jones, who was in the drama club of Balboa High School  He was shorter than I was, but he was a pretty good actor and it was easy to play off of him.   In fact, his drama teacher came to one performance and said he would have given Randy's performance an A, mine a B- and would have failed everyone else.  That was kind of encouraging, but it was my first and last real role on stage. 

I never again had the opportunity to be on the stage, nor did I want to.  But at least I gave the world a bunch of pretty good performers to take my place!

Day 35:  Cursed with an appetite keen I am...and I'll subdue it with cold roast lamb  (my favorite sandwich)

Sunday, August 3, 2014

Sunday Stealing

From the now-defunct: Friday Feast

1. You have been awarded the time off from work and an all-expenses paid week anywhere in the United States. The catch is that it must be somewhere you have not been before. Where do you choose to visit?

A week, hmmm.... There are places I'd like to visit.  Maybe Branson, MO.   It sounds corny and I'm not really a big country music fan, though I enjoy it, but I've heard so much about it, I think I wouldn't mind spending a week there.  From what I've heard, there is enough night life to keep us going for 7 days.  Or, since this is all expenses paid, maybe Maui.  We've been to Oahu, Kaui and the Big Island, but not to Maui. 

2. Name your guilty pleasures.

Most of my pleasures are guilty, and most involve food. 

3. The best kind of milkshake is:

A chocolate malt.  The problem is that they don't make them any more, at least not the real malty ones that I remember from my childhood.  Either that or my taste buds are dying and I can't taste the malt.  My father's favoritest thing was to go to some soda shop (or the drink counter at our local drug store) and order a big, thick chocolate malt.

4. What do you value most in other people?

Loyalty, friendship, the ability to laugh together.

5. Be honest. Do you sneak some raw cookie dough when you’re baking cookies?

A better question would be "do you get any of the dough into the oven to cook?"  I love cookie dough.

6. Have you ever looked back at your life and realized that something you thought was a bad thing was actually a blessing in disguise?

I have learned through the tragedies in our lives that it really is true that when God shuts a door he opens a window.  I wouldn't say I think of either of our kids' deaths as "blessings in disguise," but if Paul hadn't died, I never would have met Steve Schalchlin, who became one of my best loved and most valued friends.  If my friend Gilbert hadn't died, I never would have been able to help the family through the aftermath of David's death, or realized that I was capable of writing a book. 

7. What is the most beautiful place you have ever visited?

We have seen so many beautiful places, but at the top of the list would have to be the Cliffs of Mohr in Ireland.  Spectacular.  Second might be Cinque Terra in Italy.  Gorgeous.  Some day I would like to see Iguacu falls in Brasil, which people have been encouraging us to see for decades, and see how that sight compares on the beauty scale with the Cliffs.

8. Are you more of a thinker or a feeler?

Definitely a feeler.  I am rarely a thinker.

9. Name three things you are thankful for right now.

* Today, air conditioning for sure!!!
* STARZ (which is airing Episode 1 of the Outlander mini series OnDemand right now)
* That I still have my mother in my life and that she is in good physical health (about to turn 95!)

10. Have you ever participated in a three-legged race?

Years and years and years ago.

11. When you are at an event that plays the National Anthem, do you place your hand over your heart?

Sometimes.  Not always.

12. Have you ever been on the wrong side of the law?

Only when I have driven too fast (managed to talk my way out of two speeding tickets...I don't speed any more)

13. When was the last time you unintentionally surprised someone else?

Thursday, when I showed up for lunch with my mother. I hadn't told her I was coming, but even if I had, she wouldn't have remembered, so I'm not sure that counts! 

14. When was the last time you deliberately surprised someone else?

I can't think of the last time I deliberatey surprised someone, but the best time I ever surprised someone was Walt's surprise 50th birthday party, 24 years ago. I will never be able to top that.

15. What was the last really funny movie you watched?

An oldie but goodie...I saw Waiting for Guffman a couple of weeks ago.   An hilarious movie especially for theater people.

Day 34:  Happiness is new fuzzy socks and Episode 1 of a long-awaited series!

Saturday, August 2, 2014

Do You Have Any Grey Poupon?

Rejoice, mustard lovers...today is your day.

I mean it.  Really.  Today is National Mustard Day, celebrated in grand style every year in Middleton Wisconsin.  It is a fun-filled day for the whole family and has traditionally included FREE hot dogs as well as music, games, other entertainment, FREE mustard sampling, and more. The Mustard Museum has been the official sponsor of this event since 1991.

Middleton, Wisconsin, it seems, is the home of the Mustard Museum (another of those oddball museums I would like to drive across America to explore...sort of like the Jello Museum, but with a bit more "bite" to it!)

The Mustard Museum is home to the world's largest collection of mustards and mustard memorabilia.  And I'll bet you didn't even know there was such a thing as mustard memorabilia, did you!
According to Barry Levenson, founder & curator of the National Mustard Museum, you can blame it all on the Boston Red Sox. In the wee hours of October 28, 1986, after his favorite baseball team had just lost the World Series, Barry was wandering an all-night supermarket looking for the meaning of life. As he passed the mustards, he heard a voice: If you collect us, they will come.

He did and they have. In 1992, Barry left his job as an Assistant Attorney General for the State of Wisconsin to open this most improbable museum, now one of Wisconsin’s most popular attractions. The Mustard Museum has been featured on The Oprah Winfrey Show, the popular game shows Jeopardy! and To Tell the Truth, as well as countless features on other national television and radio shows, and in major newspapers everywhere.
Did you read that?   The guy was Assistant Attorney General of the State of Wisconsin and he gave it all up to open a mustard museum!

The museum has collected -- get this -- more than 5,676 mustards from all 50 states and more than 70 countries.  The museum is so popular it is open 7 days a week, from 10 a.m. to 5 p.m. and admission is FREE.

The on-line store includes the opportunity to buy an astonishing array of mustards and even a periodic table of mustards on a t-shirt.

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I don't know about you, but when I was growing up, mustard was always that canary yellow, mild flavored French's mustard.  I didn't know there were any other kinds of mustards until I started seeing commercials for Grey Poupon.  I tried and and discovered that it tasted OK.   Still not what I grew up on.

My mustardy tastes expanded on a trip to Mendocino once when I tasted Mendocino mustard. 

Oh...myyyy!  This was a sweet mustard and I loved it.  I bought whenever I found it anywhere and ate it on anything that seemed to require mustard.  When I joined Weight Watchers, I was thrilled to discover that mustard was an OK thing to eat and you didn't need to count points....except for sweet mustards.  Wouldn't you know that with more than 5,000 mustards in the world, I had picked one of the very few that was fattening?

I learned when we would have Cousins Day that my mother has a love for Coleman's mustard, which I had never heard of before, but which I discovered I liked.   To me it tastes like it has horseradish in it (though a check of the ingredients does not reveal that).  It's difficult to find, though.  When she was still living in her house, I tried to buy her some Coleman's mustard, because she always complains about how expensive it is, but none of the grocery stores in Davis seemed to carry it at that time.

Apparently mustard is good for the skin.  The museum sells products for mustard baths (I wonder if you eat hot dogs as you bathe).

The gift store also has a selection of cookbooks, including one dedicated to the aforementioned Coleman's mustard, one called "Mustard on a Pickle" (I'll give one a WIDE berth!) and one called "Habeas Codfish: Reflections on Food and the Law."

You can order mustards with special labels, as a greeting for someone having a birthday...or baby.
To say "Get Well" or "Thank You," nothing says it better than mustard. And to help celebrate the new arrival (the new baby) or the recent welcome departure (divorce), mustard is the greeting that keeps on spreading.
Shakespeare mentions mustard four times in his plays and so for $60 you can buy a gift box with English mustards, an English marmalade, an English piccalilli, and "two fabulous Shakespeare toys" [sic]. You'll receive a box of Shakespeare Insult Bandages (includes one that mentions mustard) and a Shakespeare Action Figure.

You know, this entry started because I as looking for a quote about mustard because I read somewhere that this was Mustard Day. But I just had the best time ever going through the mustard museum web site.   And there is still more I haven't checked out yet...but this had to be the best

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I may have to get myself a yodel pickle...after I brush my teeth with bacon flavored toothpaste, of course.

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Day 33:  It makes me happy to watch the dogs, tails wagging furiously
greet Walt when he comes downstairs in the morning.


 

Friday, August 1, 2014

Today at Logos

I started my day with lunch with my mother.  She was very disoriented today.  She said she had slept until 11 and so she was really confusesd and didn't know where she was or what she was supposed to be doing.  I found her in the dining room at 11:15 and she didn't know if she should order breakfast or lunch, couldn't find the breakfast items on the menu and then after ordering said she should go back to bed so she could wake up, thinking she had already eaten.  Loretta, one of the other women living there, who is about as confused as my mother sat with us.   They are good friends (though neither knows the other's name), and always have a good time teasing each other, so by the time the meal was over (lunch for me, breakfast for her), she was a bit more "with it."  Loretta apologized to the quiet woman who sat with us for the fact that the three of us were "nuts," she said, and the woman smiled for the first time and said not to apologize, that she had enjoyed listening to us.

By the end of my stint at Logos, it was 102 outside, which explained why there was not a lot of activity in the store for most of the day, especially as the day got later.  Not the kind of weather that makes you want to go out and wander around the streets.  But I did have some flurries of activity throughout the day.

As I got out of the car in front of the store and watched Walt drive off, I realized I didn't have my insulated bag of water and snack.  I tried to wave him down, but he didn't see me, so I called him right away and when he stopped the car to call me back, he said the bag was not in the car.  I had left it at home, so I was facing a hot afternoon without water.  Argh.  Thank God for the air conditioning and the desk fan. 

Shortly after I sat down, I saw "Eliza" pass by with her bike.  I marveled again at how she can walk the streets of Davis bundled up in blankets and warm clothes when the weather is so hot.  She didn't cme in, though.
I settled in to continue reading the Ruth Rendell book that I picked up at the store last week.

A very tall man dressed all in black (shorts, cut-off t-shirt) and looking like a cross between Steve Schalchlin and Justin Bieber came in.  He had very hairy legs, I noted.  He was looking for a copy of "The Princess Bride," which we did not have, so he left.

A woman came in with some Spanish workbooks from a class she had taken.  She left them as a donation.
A man with a baseball lcap that had a logo I could not read came in.  His shorts had tiny black squares all over them.  He checked Sci Fi and cookbooks but eventually bought 5 books with a history theme.  Told me he had a book seller's license and should not be charged tax.  He's been in before and I keep forgetting to ask Susan if this license/tax thing is true.  I just didn't charge him tax.

A trio of 2 women and one man entered.  One of the women was wearing a cut off t-shirt (no sleeves) with a skull in the center and 360 degrees around it alternated a tiger, feathers, and swords.  She was looking for a book of mixed drinks.  The three looked around for awhile, but left without making a purchase.

A woman wearing tights with some sort of black and grey pattern also arrived, wearing a t-shirt with a "Spin to go" t-shirt came in, but left without buying anything.

Now came my moment of flurry of activity.  Two different coouples came in, followed by another couple.  In all there were 11 people in the store.  Every aisle was filled with at least two people.  I don't think I've ever had a moment when the store was that full. Maybe they were all there to enjoy the air conditioning!

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I couldn't keep track of them all, but one woman had a big camera slung around her neck and a guy had a messenger bag that was covered with buttons and flags.  I found out he was an organ donor from one of this buttons.

The man in one of the couples was a chemist (I determined from the shirt he was wearing from a Chemistry conference).  On the front of the shirt it had written Ah, with the chemical number 8.314 and the explanation that "Ah" was "the element of surprise."  He bought a small book of Emily Dickinson poems.

He was apparently with a woman in a long black dress who was wandering around another part of the store, carrying a coffee cup.  She found an Agatha Christie novel and carried it to the Ah guy by holding it by the corner with two fingers, as if she was carrying something nasty.  He was thrilled and bought that book too, and soon after his son also bought an Agatha Christie novel.

A girl in very short torn denim shorts was standing by the desk looking at cookbooks.  I noticed that her shorts had lace decoration along the side and I think she's been in wearing those same shorts before.

When the Ah guy left with his family the woman mentioned Nancy Drew books.  I asked if she had found some and she said they were at the front of the store.  We have had a whole collection of Nancy Drew books in the children's room ever since I've worked at Logos and I always thought I should re-read one of them just for fun.  Then last week two girls bought two of the books and asked if we had any more.  I found out that the whole bunch of books had been sold the week before.   Now there was a collection of books on display in the front, each volume contained two of the stories.

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A man came in looking for a copy of a dictionary of additives and preservatives.  He said he was afraid he had donated it to us by mistake last week, but we couldn't find it and he said he would have to go and buy another one.

Lots of people checked out the bargain books outside, but none came into the store.  Finally a guy came in to buy one bargain book ($1), paid by credit card, and took several bookmarks with him.  He left his credit card behind, but remembered before he had gone far.

A man wearing shorts and an odd aloha shirt came in sweating and sighing to be inside in the air conditioned store.  He said it was 103 outside.

He was followed by a large man with an Alfred Hitchcock build who checked sci fi and humor and ended up taking a coffee table type book about cars to the front table to read.  When he later paid for the book, I noticed he was wearing a cool Mickey Mouse watch.

My friend showed up at 4:25, displaying none of the heat exhaustion that so many had mentioned.  He didn't stay long and bought a book on the art and architecture of ancient America.  I told him about Alice Nan's recent trip to Macu Picchu and he said he just might have to go there some day, but said that the book was the next best thing and that he could explore from home and that it was much cheaper.  I agreed.

A Middle Eastern guy in a hurry came in, picked out a copy of "The Shah," for a friend and "1001 classical recordings" for himself.   The entire transaction from the time he came through the door and the time he left took less than 5 minutes.

A girl wearing a very short skirt had legs that looked like they were covered in mosquito bites.

A thin old woman (she was probably younger than I am) with long thin grey braids that came to her waist and a skimpy sun dress that looked like it was in danger of having a wardrobe malfunction at any moment, from the way she kept pulling up the front brought in about 10-15 books from the bargain books and put them on the table at the front.  She said "I'm gonna buy so many books you won't believe it."   Ultimately she paid for 17 and when I asked if she needed a bag, she said her boyfriend was in the car outside and she'd just take them to the car.  On her way to the car, she found four more books outside she needed and then one more book.  She paid with a $100 bill.  We have been warned by the police that counterfeit $20s have been found this week, so we're supposed to check, but her $100 seemed for real.

Interestingly, the warning from the police says that if you suspect a bill of being counterfeit you should not put yourself in danger, but you should not give the bill back to the customer, and should detain him/her while you call the police and the secret service!  As Susan laughed--we don't have the Secret Service phone number on speed dial!  If you can't detain the person, you should at least get their car's license number.  Right.  In Davis, where everybody walks or bikes and you can't find a parking place anyway!  Fortunately, I didn't have to do that with this woman.

My last customer was a Japanese girl who was looking for easy books.   At least I think that was what she said.  It was very difficult to understand her, but I think she wanted a book that would be fun to read, but would be easy so she could work on improving her English.  I tried to help her find a book in the young people's section, but she told me 3 times what kind of books she likes to read and I couldn't understand her at all.  She did finally find a book she wanted to try, though.

Walt arrived at 6 and we hurried home to eat some leftovers for dinner,because I had a show to review at 7, so we had almost no time at all.  My weather app said that it was 101 outside and the very last thing I wanted to do was to go out again, but at least the theater was air conditioned.

Day 32:  Sunflowers always make me happy