I know that I've mentioned this before and I'll only mention this
briefly, but last night must have been really bad. I typed up my Golden Globes
review and I swear that my right hand left out every single "o" that I thought I
was typing. I went back and put in a lot of them and then had to go back and replace
more. Even as I type this, the o's aren't typing, most of them. So damn
frustrating!
But the other thing is what is happening with this damn brain of
mine. When Stallone and Scharzenegger appeared on stage, I made a note to talk about
it, but then I couldn't remember Stallone's name, nor could I remember the name of the Rocky
pictures. I finally did remember his name and typed it in, but when I re-read what I
had typed it was something completely different. I actually went back and corrected
what I had originally typed and it was not until this morning, and a note from
Harriet, who is very good about pointing out my errors, that I realized that instead of
typing "Stallone" I had typed "Stallion." Twice. Once here
on Funny the World and once on Airy Persiflage, which I corrected separately!
I also looked up the movie name Django and typed it in.
When I went back to re-read my entry, I had typed "Gong." Someone
also pointed out that I had typed DowntoWn Abbey instead of Downton Abbey,
which makes me angry because I KNOW how to spell it, but apparently my fingers didn't.
Stuff like this just gets me every time, especially since I am seeing these
"lapses" more and more often.
So I went to the dentist today and spent 2 and a half hours with my
mouth like this:
My dentist told me when I went in for my routine cleaning that there was
decay under one crown and it would have to be replaced, but when she took x-rays today,
she found that the tooth next to it was also bad and it would also need a crown, and maybe
root canal. Fun.
But I learned something interesting. My cough has been
intermittently very frustrating lately and so I mentioned to her that I might have to stop
in the middle and take a cough lozenge, which was pretty effective. She immediately
asked if the lozenges were sugar-free and I told her I didn't know. Well, it turns
out that another patient of hers had developed four cavities in the space of a couple of
months and they figured out it was from the cough lozenges she had been sucking on.
She said that sucking something with sugar in it is the worst thing you can do for
your teeth. She had me throw away my lozenges immediately and she gave me a bunch of
sugar-free ones.
She also said that my mouth was very dry and has prescribed more Spry
gum to chew...an over the counter thing that I got after my last appointment and like a
lot, so it won't be a problem to chew it, though I have never been a big gum chewer in my
life.
She asked if I were taking a certain cardiac medication, which I am.
She said that she takes that medication too, and that one of the side effects is
coughing. I remember long ago reading that, but had forgotten it. The
cough isn't consistently bad enough to try another medication, but it's at least nice to
know why I'm coughing so much.
She got me all fixed up with all that equipment and started drilling
away. For a long time. I absolutely love Cindy because with all the drilling
she did, I can honesty say I didn't have so much as a twinge of pain. She would
occasionally take a break to go and attend to another patient for a few minutes. I
had brought my Kindle, so she would sit me up and I would just sit there, mouth in that
awkward position, and read my book.
I finally had to giggle, though, when I realized that the book I was
reading, which is our book club selection for this month, is called "The Floor of
Heaven" by Howard Blum. It is a book about three guys who are part of the gold
rush to Alaska in the late 1800s, and the section I was reading during all this drilling
in my mouth was about the guy who discovered the gold in the first place and I was reading
the section about his digging out the gold...not drillling, exactly, this being the year
that it was, but still I thought it ironic with all the drilling in my mouth and this guy
digging for gold.
4 comments:
I cringed at that photo. Shuddered, even. Gah, I hate the dentist and all things dental-related! But thanks for the tip about the sugar free throat drops.
I'm sorry I made you cringe, but I really mean it...not one TWINGE, not one HINT of pain.
I wrote Downton Abbey on Facebook recently, and realized too late that it was autocorrecting on me. Or maybe your finger memory is doing it for you. Either way, I liked the Stallion error. It made me giggle.
I thought I posted a comment this morning, but obviously not. Oh, well....
Anyhow, I was on that BP medicine for a number of years and put up with the dry, hacking, sugar-free-cough-drop-sucking, pants-wetting (sorry), annoying cough. Once I found out it really was the med, I asked the doc to change it. She did, and I free of that damned cough - thrilling not only myself, but John and the girls. (Of course, they said, "what took you so long?") You really don't have to put up with it.
I hope you can avoid the root canal.
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